The Discerning Texan

Well, all I know is that Terry McAuliffe is on his knees right now thanking whatever God he prays to that the three on-air networks did not cover the Teresa Heinz Ketchup Fortune Kerry speech.  She said about 3 words total about her husband (you remember him: he's the candidate for President of the United States)...anyway she mostly talked about the plight of women and how she is full of love but not afraid to speak her mind (stop the presses!), she showed off her ketchup-red outfit, said that she loved her kids, and most importantly, she showed off her ability to speak Portugese, Italian, French, and Spanish (this is a key factor to the American electorate).  Anyway, from what I could gather, I think basically her platform is: let's lower the standard we hold first ladies to.  Seems like a good plan for her: if Kerry wins, we won't have much choice...  

McAuliffe: "God if you are listening to me, please help us find a way to keep Mrs, Heinz-Kerry under house arrest for the next three months..."  I'd be praying too if I were he..... if America saw that, they are having nightmares this very moment that THKFK might actually have a degree of  influence over her husband.  

Speaking of THKFK's husband: did you happen to see the latest answer to Michael Dukakis in a tank?  Here is Teresa's hunk of burning love touring NASA yesterday: Priceless! Does it get much better than this?  I entered this week really concerned that Kerry was going to get a big bounce out of this convention; that it would really fire up the faithful and make the hill steep for Bush.  But if tonight  is any indication, I'm doubling down on the President.